Santa is resting now. Next year, track him by RADAR.
The Angel on the Christmas Tree
– A Christmas Story….
What are the names of the reindeer?
– check the Christmas decorations
How many chimneys
With acknowledgements to Craig Brown in the Daily Telegraph
|I did myself proud|
You didn’t hold back
He is a greedy pig.
I am effervescent
You are bubbly
She is pissed
I missed the Queen
| I disapprove of rampant consumerism|
You cut back on presents
He is a Scrooge.
I like to add last minute touches
Our turkey served us well
The Office Standard Greeting
Guaranteed not to be subject of a law suit in any country.
The ‘Politically Correct’ 12 Days of Christmas
12 days of the eurocentric midwinter festival
The 12 Days of Christmas
Letters from Emily, thanking her dearest darling Edward,
Organising the Company Christmas Lunch
Any volunteers please?
Santa Clause Re-engineering Project
– we regret that some downsizing will have to take place…
The Christmas Wrapping PaperProblem
The 12 Pains of Christmas
– an alternative view of the festive season
Five Gold Rings
Download a Christmas Dog Story
Santa Sleigh Simulator
Accessorise the Snowman
Slingshot Santa Game
Santa Penalty Shootouts – Festive trivia quiz
The elves help you assemble a virtual cracker complete with hat, poor quality joke, miniature nail clippers (and cheesy Christmas lift music).
Singing and Dancing Reindeer
Require Shockwave but is worth looking and hearing
Send a snowball by Email, and dodge his return shot.
Write a letter to Santa
This one requires to have Real Player, but will help you to load it.
Can you help Romuald to deliver the presents?
Build your own snowman
A cyber game.
Christmas Card to a son or daughter
who never has time to phone home
To our Darling Son
Note: Do not actually enclose the cheque
We guarantee that son will phone within the hour
by the RNLI
Two nautical cards from the RNLI.
Some Random links
out of the many that your search engine will show you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/lifestyle/christmas/ – The BBC who always do these things well.
http://www.northpole.com – Santa’s secret Village is the top Christmas site according to Web User magazine
http://www.noradsanta.org Santa Tracker
http://www.santalive.com/ even better with streaming video
http://www.claus.com – lots of fun things
http://www.howstuffworks.com/christmas.htm – Complete Guide to Christmas Traditions
http://www.christmas.co.uk/ – a splendid one this
http://christmas-software.com/ – download Xmas programs
http://www.sheepgame.co.uk – round up the sheep game
http://www.charitycards.co.uk/ – but you should have ordered these long ago!
http://www.north-pole.co.uk/ – a feast of good things
http://www.night.net/christmas/technicalxmas.html – Not Just for Kids! A Technical Night Before Christmas
http://www.night.net/christmas/ – a whole list of Christmas goodies
http://www.bluemountain.com/category.pd?path=35562 – Christmas Cards
http://www.algonet.se/~bernadot/christmas/calendar.html – brilliant Advent Calandar
http://www.EChristmascard.com – create your own cards with music
http://www.marlo.com/dearsant.htm – write to Santa and get a reply.
http://www.stormfax.com/dickens.htm – a ghostly tale of scrooge and the three spirits of the Internet
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